Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Clawfoot Bathtub Racing for Fun and (Little) Profit!

Some “City Folks” assume that clawfoot bathtubs are just for bathing. Not so, city slickers! The clawfoot bathtub has more uses than a hyperactive boy scout with a Swiss army knife. For instance, clawfoot bathtubs can be used to water farm animals. In fact, the original modern clawfoot bathtub was most likely designed by John Kohler in the 1880’s as an improved water trough that could also be used for bathing. 

Some of the more industrious residents in our area bury the faucet end of the tub into the ground to create a grotto for the Virgin Mary. Although there are literally hundreds of uses for the ubiquitous claw foot bathtub, perhaps the most dangerous application involves placing the tub into a small, streamlined hull and adding a large outboard motor. The result, aside from an almost guaranteed trip to the hospital, is your very own bathtub racer!

How tub racing first got started is shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No, not really – I just said that to have a cool intro to the second paragraph. Sorry. Anyway, according to The Loyal Nanaimo Bathtub Society this form of competition started in 1967 with 200 tubers racing on a 36-mile course near Vancouver, Canada. 

Fast forward to July of 2005 and you have the city of Nanaimo hosting the 39th annual World Championship Bathtub Race. This year the race theme – get ready for this – is a salute to ever-popular 40th Anniversary of the Joint Use of the Test Ranges at CFMETR, Nanoose by the US and Canadian NAVIES. 

So, kids, if you’re just happen to be near Nanaimo from the 21st to 24th of July check out the race and raise a glass to the test range.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

Wise Geek