Your Honor, if it may please the court – Vintage Tub & Bath would like to offer into evidence four examples of the mischief that occurs when you mix claw foot bathtubs with people who have too much time on their hands. I will limit this post to photos that show the all-purpose claw foot bathtub in its transportation role.
Exhibit A: The claw foot bathtub as a kayak.
This still photograph shows a man using a claw foot bathtub as an improvised kayak on Oregon’s Rogue River. How they actually got the tub to stay afloat while running a set of rapids is beyond me, but they did. Amazing.
Exhibit B: The claw foot bathtub as motorcycle
The fine folks at carreview.com have a nice image of two adventurous souls driving a claw foot bathtub chopper. We are not certain if this an actual motorcycle or just an oversized go-cart. In any event, you gotta love those custom painted flames!
Exhibit C: The claw foot bathtub as an automobile
This is the best example of the marriage between the internal combustion engine and claw foot bathtub I can find. The photo says it all – wow! Show Busters Stars and Cars built this over-the-top wonder. They also build cars for Hollywood movies.
Tomorrow: the claw foot bathtub as a musical instrument, meditation device, and garden sculpture.